Laugh out

Great Lalooji…

Jokes4u — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:16:41 +0000

Laloo calls englishman for lunch.
Curd was served.
Englishman asks “What is this”
Laloo didn’t know english.
Laloo says “Milk sleeping in nite, morning becomes tight”.

New to city

Jokes4u — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:13:16 +0000

A Sardar looking at sky asks another sardar : is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies : Oye ! no idea … i am new to this place.

Sardar at bathroom

Jokes4u — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:09:11 +0000

Sardar drops soaps while bathing, bends down 2 pick it up & see his ass in the mirror & tells his penis ” Baith ja saale, apni hi gaand hai”…

Tips r not bad

Jokes4u — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:03:21 +0000

Jus married sardar was really upset.

Sardar II : Why are u so sad ?

Sardar I : I forgot that i was married & gave 500 bucks 2 my wife after sex

Sardar II : Then…!!

Sardar I : She gave me 200 bucks back to me…

Sardar II : ?!?!?!!

Doctor desi joke

Jokes4u — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:00:12 +0000

Doctor : Illutla oru mathirai sappidunga… nalla thookam varum

Patient : 5 mathitai sappitta..?

Doctor : Thooka all varum

Little Johny

Jokes4u — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:55:45 +0000

Little Johnny’s mother decided to tell him all about
making babies, so she had “the talk” with him. Afterwards
Little Johnny just sat there silently for awhile.
“Do you understand?” his mother asked.
“Yes,” replied Little Johnny.
“Do you have any questions?” asked his Mother.
“Yes, how about little kittens and puppies?” asked
Little Johnny.
“In exactly the same way as with babies”, answered his
Mom.
“Wow!” Little Johnny exclaimed. “My daddy will fuck
ANYTHING!”

Sardar at Interview

Jokes4u — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:54:17 +0000

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
sardar : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
sardar : Destroyed in pakistan
Interviewer : Good keep it up
sardar : Bad put it down
Interviewer : Maximum..!!
sardar : Mini dad

Alergic…!!

Jokes4u — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:43:46 +0000

Paul and Simon are sitting in the cafeteria discussing
their weekend.

“Man this weekend was the best!” Paul says. “I finally
scored.”

Simon says, “Yeah, well I scored and it was the worst
experience I’ve ever had.”

“How so?”

“That girl Cecilia brought me back to her room and
said she would do anything I want. So I asked her to
go down on me, and she said no problem. In the middle
of the whole thing, she starts turning green, coughing
like crazy and passes out.”

“Damn!” Simon says. “What happened?”

“Turns out she’s allergic to nuts.”

Wud u believe tis…

Jokes4u — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:42:06 +0000

Wud u believe the things people do nowadays….
I was in a mandir, when a guy next to me me lit a cigarette from the aarti!!

I was so shocked ,

i almost dropped my beer

Strange Doctor

Jokes4u — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:40:10 +0000

Patient : Doctor “Vaithu vali” porukka mudialle doc.

Doctor : Vaithu valikarappo een neenga porukka poneenga?

Patient : ?!!?